I had this one. Do you know how hard it was to play back in 1981?

I don’t have kids, but this was a staple for us growing up.

How about that a California duster is safe to use. Those damn things do nothing but drag dirt across your paint.

... that you can use Armor-all on everything.

That you can use Armor All on leather.

Narrator: In fact, George, Sr. had snuck out of the attic and gone to a local Ford dealership.

Car prices are rising with inflation.

Yo, listen up here’s a story, about a little guy that lives in a yellow world.

The Mustang. Went from this:

Confused about the seemingly opposed body hair preferences here.

11. Embraces hair loss/graying.

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

What the fuck are “Stamps?"

Its like Dave Grohl and Jamiroquai had a baby.

This is me when I’m on with DirecTV and the DVR is screwing up...

There’s always this as an alternative:

You have the right to remain silent....

Don’t forget delusional.

Were Mustang drivers ever cool or were they always conceited ignoramuses?

No, it’s just a Mustang owner.