Red, White, and Blue Camaro logo!

It has a ghost driver!!!

“Lets make a pickup truck that’s faster than a Ferrari...” - GMC Syclone

“Lol. I figured its owner would run it into a tree without my help.”

Auto Dimming Headlights (highbeam to lowbeam)

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

If I’m punching someone in the head and that’s his reaction...that’s the point that I stop throwing punches and walk away...cause that’s a fight I ain’t winning.

I'm nominating the Chevy SS. They're a little pricey right now, but like the G8 GXPs, they will hold their value VERY well.

Desktop technician here. I get the same thing all the time.

I work in IT and we get those all the time, crap like "ever since you gave me that new phone, my printer does not work". Things that, as you said, have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

The Lincoln continental flying spur? The most blatant design rip off since Ford stole the Aston grill?

Lighter is always better, but I'm not exactly sure what you expect.
The current ~3800lb 1LE is as fast and nimble as many lighter and more expensive cars like the M4, and Cayman R.

$20k worth of improvements? Have you heard of the 1LE package?

$20k worth of improvements? The 1LE option is only $3500 on the current car.

OM NOM NOM (sorry, someone had to do it)

She is the worst Prius driver in the world.

I'm amazed how there hasn't been a write up yet about how Top Gear is officially canceled for EVER, for LIFE as Clarkson is gone for good THE WORLD IS OVER AS WE KNOW IT WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH NOW, FIFTH GEAR!???!!!!

PLOT TWIST!

Awww... did someone hurt your feelings, Mr. cant-work-a-clutch-to-save-my-life.

Great story. Thank you for doing right in the world.