I don’t drive, because I live in a country with excellent public transport so there is no need to drive if you live in an urban area. I also got a year’s paid leave with my son, get free health care, paid sick leave, subsidized child care, free higher education and I have never worried that I would be the victim in a…

Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive? I’d never know that if the GOP didn’t constantly point that out.

I got more faith in the muppets fixing up our clusterfucks than the actual humans in charge at the moment thanks #teamkermit

I mean, it should be, “Oh look, here’s some nudes, great. Now let’s talk about their climate policy.”

No one has requested this item, but alas, no one in charge really listens, so here we are: everyone who needs to be is on board for a Hocus Pocus sequel. It’s coming to Disney+.

Word. Both Scorsese and Coppola’s most lauded works are mafia flicks. As someone with Italian-American roots, I would like to see these autuers scratch their ass and come up with a story that doesn’t require mafia tropes for shock value.

Right?

“Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull (better known as her pseudonym Posie Parker”

Fuck your vaping pie hole and fuck all sanctimonious vapers. I’m sick to death of them polluting the atmosphere in all public spaces and blowing their cancer steam in my face.

I see what you dick there....

So, you believe whatever legal ingredients are in your vape are welcomed into your lungs? Your lungs are unharmed and getting better than what they would be  (not in comparison to effects of smoking)?

I’m a huge fountain pen geek...my most expensive pen was $65...If I were super rich, you bet your biscuits I’d spend a lot more money on them and inks. But I’d also use a bunch of that cash to do good things and be *not* Giuliani.

Daddy...needs his medicine.

So it’s Captain Murphy?

That’s why I just got so tired of Harry Potter... Every time there was a problem, they summoned a demon. Hey, basilisk in the basement, we better summon a demon. I gotta fight a dragon, I’m gonna summon a demon. Sirius is in danger, let’s summon a demon to save him. It was just so predictable that they would solve…

Well, okay.

The Epic Game Store is the current cool thing to hate, in a similar way to Battlefront II on release or other similar games. Like those, it’s marred by a huge amount of misinformation and literally everything connected to the current object of the Two Minute Hate has to be attacked and taken in the worst possible…

“It was just a late night of having fun and after the first encounter (seen on my channel) we felt it would be fun to offend them somehow,”