The firings will continue until morale improves.

Vernon’s apparently been doing that to new teammate Jason Pierre-Paul, but it’s admittedly a lot easier to knock things out of his hand (singular).

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

I have never watched hockey. Ever. I can’t explain why, really. I just never cared. But my kids were curious about the sport when we accidentally flipped to this last night. And between my valiant (and failed) attempts at explaining the rules and the frantic energy seen from the players, we were captivated by this…