“Nice”- Part time law clerk Rob Gronkowski 

So you’re telling me that NFL teams can adjust their offenses based on personnel? Huh.

Having Tony Romo call this game was AWESOME. His enthusiasm and expertise shined on every series and unlike the useless humps every other network employs he was able to communicate the more intricate concepts behind the Ravens offense. The Browns did slow them down during their second half comeback. But instead of…

Sadly I think South Jersey Tire fire was traded to Edmonton last year for Taylor Hall

Listen. You’ve got to get it done. Either you net it or you net shit. Can you blame them? You? You over there. Can you blame them? I didn’t think so. You’re not on the ice. This is a Democrat shut down. Yuge. Who knows? [looks left{ He doesn’t know. Let’s negotiate. Who knows,

fortunately, the bus they threw him under was parked

Mourinho needs to take a long, hard look at himself, but he’d probably just start punching the mirror for looking at him wrong.

For the longest time, we have pretended that “snark” is some kind of good thing, and generally “being ironic,” and all of the other euphemisms we use for being assholes to other people.

When Steph, KD, Klay and I combine for nearly 100, buddy we are unstoppable 

Dora Milaje School of Wish-a-Motherfucker-Would

Is there another GM in any sport that’s gotten to make 5 coaching hires? I realize Pax has switched titles in there, but still.  I generally think he’s done a better job than most give him credit for, but eventually you gotta say enough is enough.   

A job is a job is a job. If you’re devoting your life to it you shouldn’t be having to rely on your parents for income no matter what the other benefits of the job are. It’s also very important to our democracy that these stepping stone positions be an option for regular ass people not just the children of the rich.

There’s at least 12 Bryces there.

“Where’s Chad?”

I keep looking at that picture waiting for a Where’s Waldo moment of “there’s the black guy!” but I can’t see one anywhere. Shocking.

The kind of people that have “full time availability” for a unpaid internship should be kept as FAR AWAY from government as possible, aka; every single little twerp in that lede image.

I grew up in Greenwich Connecticut, home of well connected elite millionaire and their kids, and it was standard practice for parents to use their connections to get each-other’s kids high profile internships on Wall Street and Washington, and they would happily take them and not get paid, because they could afford to…

They didn’t even have the balls to call it untrue, so you know it’s not untrue.

Deadspin: SB Nation is shitty to people who write for their sites, often no paying them anything or very little.

“Leave the vagina, take the cannoli.”