when he comes back and when lebron signs and when my wife comes back the sixers will be nba champions

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, of course.

I feel personally attacked

I don’t know - hard to tell who’s gonna win a game between a school that doesn’t want to be there and a school that may or may not actually exist.

The worst scam is the CEO who selflessly proclaims s/he will only take a 1 dollar salary during the belt tightening, never mentioning the stock options and bonuses they get. Really the base salary is the smallest part of their compensation.

A few people are going to get angry, but most Americans are just going shrug and think, “Why would the company pay them that much if they weren’t worth it?” while Conservative Twitter whines about progressives being envious of hard-earned riches in between telling wealthy athletes to shut up and stick to sports.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

and that is the exact response the would want to see to not draft you.

To the question, “are you gay?” I would’ve stood up, walked over and told him to bend over and find out.

Nobody’s missed the point, you ignoramus. Everybody knows why they asked these stupid questions. That doesn’t change the fact that they shouldn’t be asked in a setting which is in every way a job interview.

Calm down, dude. I’m a Rockets fan - I just think this team is getting slept on. They lost by a combined 7 points in their two games to the Warriors and they beat the Rockets in their one game. (Without Paul, I know)

DeRozan, Lowry and VanVleet are awesome. Really like watching this team. And every time I see Jonas, I’m like “how does he not get more minutes?” but then I remember they have Poeltl, who’s looking damn good, and Nogueira behind him. So many great options. Delon Wright is the third best PG on the team and they got CJ…

And it came after TFC went from being outperformed by UANL for about 50 minutes to turn it around and win that game, too.

Some great defense by Griffin with the game on the line...

you monster

I have an unrelated question:

FWIW this seems like a bit of a false binary, to me. They already snagged a great player (Kawhi Leonard!) with a mid-round pick of the sort they could land as the West’s 8th seed. For that matter, they landed Tony Parker 28th overall and Manu Ginobili in the second round. They’ve shown time and again that they have…

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

the sex tape is going to do better than Kim k