Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

Man, if I had abs like that and symmetrical nipples I’d go shirtless no matter what too.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

GW truly is something, legendary. Thirty years from now when my grandkids hear the names Curry, Thompson, Green, their eyes will go wide and they’ll say they were the greatest ever. They’ll also say Durant was a bitch.

Am I the only one who picked up on the Coming to America reference? No? Just me?

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

That’s some drums-in-the-deep level referencing there.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

Boo!!! That was the slowest gentlest kick to the face, didn’t merit such an emotional reaction.

Why are we pretending that the idea that there are other people beyond the Skywalkers using the force is some kind of revelation? That’s always how it’s been. Like, in addition to the prequels, there are entire episodes of Clones Wars and Rebels that deal with other force-using kids. Not to mention half of every Star…

This is how I like to imagine this exchange really going down:

“Have you ever shot that shot?”

Dan Le Batard said it best, we’re the fucking Expos now.

After Jeter explains his plan:

Let’s all go easy on this guy, he just woke up that day feeling particularly economically anxious.

The reason for Skipper’s resignation won’t change what he had done for Le Batard’s career.

“Though this investigation has clearly established that this was our fault, we want to be very clear that this investigation was not about establishing fault.”

This is the single best story line if only for this:

4 easy steps? *Referee swallows whistle*