My physics teacher taught us the speed of light and sound junior year of high school. I learned it in the 8th grade but it didn’t stick. What made it stick this time was the explanation that for every 5 seconds between the lighting and thunder the storm is approximately 1 mile away. He didn’t have any cool fact to…

When did Jason Giambi start coaching a mexican soccer team?

And there is Joey Fucking Crawford to put an end to all of the fun. Why not let Dwayne make a 2nd crazy behind the back out of bounds save Joe? No one cares that you made the call Joe! His feet were in Joe! The game's not about you Joe! In conclusion, Joe is a dry cunt.

This is not getting enough love, but also is at the same time.

John, you idiot. Don't let them know the truth...

Fuck Joey Crawford!

Thank you for sharing Nathan. This is io9 thought provoking level stuff not usually seen on Kotaku and so many of us can relate. Thanks again.

As many people have said before, good on the kid who pulled out his phone to record the confession. Now here is where I am most confused and maybe a lawyer / law enforcement person can help out with the answer. If this audio recording of "Brian" exists exclaiming "...She was passed out. I pulled her little tiny-ass…

For anyone interested - io9's obnoxious uncle Drew Magary over at Deadspin wrote a though provoking little book about this very topic called The Postmortal. It's a quick little read and a good story delving into this very future. Worth checking out.

I would stay away from the gills. If you get your hand or arm in there it will rip your skin up really good and most likely leave you with a nasty infection. I also don't think you would have enough strength to do any real damage. Their skin is akin to chainmail. Always a good bet to go for the nose of the shark…

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You bloody fucking genius John! Well done sir. +1

Something something I bet you're fun at parties.

Oh I get it. It's okay if Keifer Sykes does it, but where I come from dunking on a bunch of flamers is a hate crime.