I’m starting to think this guy doesn’t have his shit together.

Papa Hitlers Pizza is terrible anyway. I mean, who puts sauerkraut on a pizza?

So the school needs to change its mascot because one guy can’t stop thinking about penises?

Thats like a love tap.

He just takes off and his legs become a blur. Like a Road Runner cartoon.

He’s gonna get benched if he keeps it up.

No pickled herring? I knew this site was #fakenews

1000% Anyone going in sideways is wasting space or cheating with an oversized bag. Same people probably parked their car across two spots in the economy lot.

He was only a four star recruit, but then news of his arrest got around and they upgraded him.

Sign me up. Creed? Nickelback? Hootie & the Blowfish?

You hope for a decent martial arts film with some humorous, unconventional gymnastics inspired fight scenes.

Instead you get a standard martial arts movie plot, but the fight scenes have zero fighting and 100% Kurt Thomas performing on gymnastic apparatus openly placed everywhere and attackers running into him.

Its not…

It was a real movie. And it was majestic.

Its about time someone brought some gymkata into the octagon.

Maybe US Soccer is in great shape, but Trinidad and Tobago happens to be the cinderella team of this World Cup. Wait until T&T wins the whole thing, you’ll see.

I fear this is nothing special or well-thought out. Just someone making stuff up because they think it looks cool.

I got nothing to add. Just wanted to say Go Huskies.

Hank Sr.

I’m fine with destroying Mount Rushmore.

Tony Romo became President yesterday.

This is not how you learn how to do a split: