Alright you little freshman bitches, AIR RAID!!!!

The fourth best foward on Dortmund would still be the best forward on the USMNT.

Short Round is a top ten movie sidekick. I’d walk into Hell with that kid. Matter of fact, I would trade any of my family members for a Short Round.

Wuz

I never got to see Michael Jordan play in person. How dare he be allowed to retire.

With me it was shooting free-throws underhanded like in Hoosiers. And I don’t mean the other guys, I mean with me.

Drinking at the horse track is great fun. Slow days at the track, that’s when I liked to bet small, have some beers in the sun. But the big drinking days are good for staying sober and winning money.

$1 beer day. Food truck festival day. Or the best, local radio station is sponsoring a beer festival in the infield.…

Richter Scale measurable running plays are back in Seattle!

That’s why I illegally stream the games.

No. I’m a Bulls fan because I’ve always been a Bulls fan. I’ve watched them in the best years, and I’ve watched them when they are garbage. That doesn’t change whether they are good or bad.

But they need to actually try. This isn’t just a bad team, its a bad organization, a front office that doesn’t want to win, and…

The kids playing at halftime of this game are shooting better.

As a Bulls fan, I was really hoping they’d deal Jimmy Butler somewhere so I could stop being a Bulls fan.

Hmmm. I thought I had a drinking problem. But it appears I haven’t hit rock bottom just yet.

Awesome shot or curl or whatever curlers call it. At least I think it was, I don’t know anything about curling. It just seems like it was an impressive feat.

Nope. Not wrong. This is the correct assumption.

Its really not that bad.

I give him at least even odds.

Yeah, and now they lost another minute holding her up.

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