They do, but those cables aren’t actually connected to anything, they just threw them on the table for affect.

“No Mr. Bond, I expect you to take several penalty kicks to the groin.”

He has a very bad case of bond-villain face

Because without that penalty, the game would devolve into a hackfest anytime the ball got anywhere near the goal.

Ha! Now everyone knows she has to go to the bathroom sometimes!

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

Honest question, do you really think all Braves fans who do "the chop" in support of their team, are racist people?

Fuck this shit.

“We knew people had died there, but it was the ‘80s” is the best synopsis of that decade I can think of.

Living in oregon, getting ready to leave, i want to go to the bar today and troll the shit out of all the stupid ducks fans. They’re like seahawks fans only withour the championship.

When I was 4, I peed my pants during a T-Ball game because I was sure my cup would hold it in. Wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it not been before the game had even started and I wasn’t standing next to the park bathrooms. The cup had holes in it too... Things haven’t gotten much better since then

It is possible to both criticize things like this and also be disgusted with the development and implementation of concentration camps and other human rights abuses here in the US; that you evidently feel I should have to articulate that “well, we also do bad things” before I am allowed to criticize a specific…

I’ll never understand how people who make such a big deal about criminalizing abortion can turn a blind eye to people who are actually alive.

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

I’m still angry that he’s being called “Old Man.” I understand that he’s relatively old compared to high level soccer players. And I understand that he somehow looks like Hank Hill’s father and son. And I understand that he looks like “Back to the Future 2 when they’re in 2015" version of Flea.

No, you A-L-W-A-Y-S call the police first; before doing anything else. Produces immediate documentation of the time you called, whom you spoke with, and your immediate side of the story before a patrol officer arrives. This is in ANY situation with another party.

I went to a twitter feud the other night, and a hockey app broke out.