Melania’s perpetual squint always reminds me of the ubiquitous Futurama meme.

Some people simply shouldn’t have children. If 99% of people either resisted societal pressure to have kids or waited until they were emotionally stable and financially prepared before having them, we’d crush poverty within 20 years.

Low hanging fruit:

nah

Omg, yes fuck you Susan Sarandon. I hope you enjoy clinging to your ideological purity while Trump guts this country and drags us back to 1851 or whenever he believes America was great before.

Shade? Shade.

I picture ALL these people writing their emails on the toilet.

This post has been up for five whole minutes and nobody’s made some pointless “Bernie Sanders should be the candidate” comment? Amazing!

Counter-point: If Susan Sarandon’s endorsement on November 1st is something that could effect the way you choose to vote, you’re already a big part of the problem.

Well, she’s a white entitled idiot who won’t be affected if Trump wins so, OF COURSE SHE DOES.

Damn it, that attitude is fucking dangerous. Hillary is not safe. She has not been elected. The polls are uncomfortably close, and encouraging people to pull this morally pure shit plays right into Donald’s teeny hands.

Real question, not a joke: why is he bothering? His supporters don’t pretend to care about us, he damn sure never has, and he can’t really think any negro outside of Sheriff Selfhating Asskisser’s family will vote for him. Why spend a second on this speech? It’s done. At this point, I envision even Ben Carson will…

Some days this election makes me wonder if I’ve inadvertently taken acid and I’ve just been on a bad trip for like a year.

Oh please let’s win the House. I can’t stand eight more years of Congress refusing to actually do any work.

Nasty me, and a car full of nasty neighbor women, nastily voted early today. Then we came home and had brunch with from-her-wherever-marys.

Are you guys keeping a running list of all the adjective phrases Jezebel has used to describe Trump? And if so, will you be releasing that list at any point? Please say yes.

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

this girl’s linking to breitbart like it’s real

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.