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Fuck this motherfucker in the fucking eye.

This fucking guy.

That is one of the most hideous wedding dresses I’ve ever seen. Jesus.

I am so fucking sick of white racist assholes calling other people racist.

My 7-year-old stepson, Thor, as the Headless Horseman. He was the scariest trick-or-treater.

I wonder what it’s like to have no soul. These people aren’t humans - just dumpster fires in skin suits.

She’s really ready for that show on Trump TV, isn’t she?

When my ex-husband and I were house hunting, we looked at this old farmhouse in kind of a run down area. It had been owned by one family since the early 1920's. This was 2009 and the house had been empty since 2000. The owner had passed away and the property had transferred to his children, none of whom wanted…

The creepy sleepwalking thing is THE WORST.

Mr. WaywardCalicoCat is still determined to vote for Gary Johnson. We have had several frank talks about it, and I am still shocked that someone so intelligent would vote for a dingbat like Johnson.

In ‘08 & ‘12, I did not put an Obama-Biden sticker on my car because I was sure I would get fired over it. My at-the-time boss also showed me a racist meme of POTUS and gleefully exclaimed, “Harharhar! That’s YOUR president!”

It’s actually back on the market for $5.5m

He’s such a rancid little gnome of a man.

I’m starting to get triggered by the way these dudes all hold their mouth when they speak. It’s upsetting.

I went to a game night-potluck over the weekend and it was wonderful. Fortunately, everyone invited likes to eat, cook, and bring fancy cheese. There was a table full of wine and everyone had a great time. We do potlucks in that group because there are so many wonderful cooks.

It is not just you. This is all delicate white flowers of manhood talking.

I didn’t like Keira Knightley until I saw her in “The Duchess,” and now I love her. I’m not sure why she gets hate, because she is ACTUALLY talented.