That’s pretty amazing coming from a guy who had a very public, very nasty divorce due to adultery while he was mayor of New York City. The gall of these men...

Exactly. she seems more dead pan and dry. Being forced to yuk (or yuck) it up with Jimmy “spin the bottle” Fallon comes across as just that- forced. She’s Christopher Guest, not Larry the Cable Guy.

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

Nothing quite screams “I hate myself and all other women too” like that pink elephant does.

Luckily for me, I believe I am owed several million dollars and because I believe it, it's true right?

Awwww....Ailes has Donald’s butthole lips too!

This is the best articulation of what I’ve been trying to say about Hillary for a while now.

Know what else was hanging around the Trump rally in Kissimmee?

He just uses a gay agenda. We're really good with time management.

Hey, you forgot that he ALSO finds the time to be both an incompetant idiot and an evil dictatorial genius! Obama is a busy man...

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

THIS IS THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERY ARGUMENT I’VE HAD THIS ELECTION SEASON. CONSERVATIVES / TRUMP SUPPORTERS / REPUBLICANS TWISTING WORDS AND DERAILING THE CONVERSATION AND SAYING SHIT LIKE “WELL YOU SAID” “YOU BROUGHT IT UP” AND OMG I’M SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT I’M FUCKING SICK OF IT.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

Need some tax returns to confirm this!

I went to one of their meetings once, when I was in college and convinced I was going to become an activist radical. It was so fucking annoying I left after 20 minutes and joined the water polo team instead.

IF I HEAR ONE MORE ASSHAT MCGEE SAY “NOT THIS WOMAN” I WILL POOP ON THEIR FLOOR.

He has the best treason. Very treasonous.