So, space junk is threatening other space junk.

Those elephants just need a little TLC.

Unfortunately he was driving a Penske, and insurance only covers this sort of thing with a Ryder.

Genitalia reveal, not gender reveal. Two different things.

What I don’t get is how Tesla is trying to have it both ways. It’s not a autonomous car, but yet they don’t turn off the features or start slowing the car down the moment it doesn’t detect hands on the wheel.

“And Hochestedler isn’t an official Uber driver or employee. He just refers to his enterprise as “Uber.””

Best Denver-area food challenge performance by a journalist since Maureen Dowd.

So this whole article is just....plug phone into speaker? Buy speaker, plug phone in.....got it.

Okay, I can’t be the only person who sees that it appears that the robot isn’t actually doing anything beyond moving around a bit. It seems like all of the ‘djing’ is being done by the guy at the other dj booth on stage.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.