It’s not exactly total darkness if you are using lasers to illuminate millions of reference points and obstacles, lasers are in fact light even if they are not perceptible or in the visible spectrum.

Honestly I hate this question, it’s up there with what is your favorite book, what is your favorite artist, who is your hero.

As a gay man that frequents restrooms of businesses full of other gay men I have yet to be or even come close to sexually assaulted by another gay man in the restroom, you would think this would happen ALL THE FUCKING TIME if we are to believe this delusional fantasy of yours.

God is gay porn really this bloody these days?

I’m growing more and more convinced that the nomination is going to be Loretta Lynch. Impeccable credentials, already went through hell and fire to be confirmed as AG and going into the election Republicans openly criticizing or blocking a black woman who had already recently gone through the confirmation process for…

Why would I presume that the heart attack was “massive”? Pretty sure tons of people die of “heart attacks” that would have been non-fatal under many circumstances, at least that is the impression I get about constant reminders of the importance of CPR, availability of CPR and going to the ER ASAP with chest pain.

You know what else is a terrible job that doesn’t pay well? Acting, for almost everyone. I know, all of them think they are going to land on the next Friends or churn out a steady career of small parts but most actors are going to flame out and have to join the real world, we aren’t short on people that want to act…

Yeah, my mother wants to know if I am seeing anyone and how my ex-is (We are still good friends), how many dicks I have taken this week isn’t even on the table. I am sure she is aware that I am certainly not a virgin and doesn’t give a shit because it is none of her god damn business.

My ex-boyfriend has been dating this insane controlling asshole for a few years, last time we hung out he basically stalked us the entire afternoon instead of just joining us for drinks.

We wouldn’t have this problem at all if women would just get better jobs.

I would maybe sign on to this if the flag itself had any historic significance. I mean the actual flag, the cloth itself. However it does not, it is a useless and abundantly reproduced facsimile of a flag that represented racism, hatred and sedition.

Don’t buy one of these, many places are even banning garbage disposals because the wreck plumbing among other issues. I’m grandfathered in by my condo to have a garbage disposal but they have told me when it dies I am not allowed to replace it.

Don’t buy one of these, many places are even banning garbage disposals because the wreck plumbing among other…

I say this as a gay man, I Hope They Serve Beer in hell was an entertaining read, even more so when I got to the part where I found out one of the women in the story living in my apartment building.

Yeah, I was going to say the same thing, the bulk of these will end up in black car fleets. Lincoln tried to push the MKT as the Town Car replacement but this is probably the actual replacement.

I think the best way for me to make a sex tape that doesn’t suck is for me not to be in it tbh.

The most aggravating part of all of this is that the reporters of all people know how commonly incredibly benign information is attempted to be covered from FOIA requests.

See this is why being gay is awesome, in my experience even with one night stands if someone isn’t getting off for some reason it’s perfectly fine to just jerk yourself off until you do.

Sexism aside I don’t really feel like praising a movie marketing campaign. What is the context for these children, do they even have a cultural awareness of the film or the future stars of it? Is this really any better than a nurse dressing up in a counterfeit Elmo costume because it is C list celebrities doing it?

Fat people, they are the absolute worst things on airplanes and so common that it is ridiculous. No I won’t want your gross flesh on me the entire flight, buy two seats. How would you like it if I brought a duffle bag full of lard and shoved it in the seat in between us?

Can we just skip to the part where the airlines start charging fat people more?