Before I saw the words ‘in the script’ in this headline, I swear I thought it was going to be ‘Tony Stark’s big Avengers: Endgame moment wasn’t earned’. Which is something I would definitely expect to see from this site, given how it’s already told women the same thing about the A-Force moment because sexual politics…

I feel like Asians having the highest average earnings is from a smaller sample size being skewed by Emma Stone.

Excuse me, good fellow. I am pretty sure that these employees are in fact artists of food products, whose skills are in the highest demand across the nation. Otherwise why would Subway make a title called “Sandwich Artist”? You plebeian.

I need my own island away from you fucking people. All of you.

This was well said. I think people commenting on here forget that a lot of time we do it for our own entertainment/feel good/stress relief.

To be fair, it's a pretty big cock. We've all heard the stories. "Just enough to win".....

God damn, a thousand stars and counting. Your Dashboard must look like Stephen Miller’s missed calls list.

This game was originally slated for release in October 1996, but the developers truly believed in the game’s message about the hazards of crunch and so they adopted a more leisurely development cycle.

Encyclopedia, need that heft.

See, to be fair, all my cultured friends are just hood vets like me so we are just one quick PTSD moment from smacking folks with a hardcover wine book.

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.

the 81-year-old

“Once you have children...”

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Maybe your friends are saving up to buy you a car instead.

You’re right. Goku Kakkarot Sanchez should help him through the high school years.

All of this and then some. I believe Damon wrote a piece on this before, but I will NOT move over when walking on the sidewalk and a gaggle of Beckies decides to refuse to form a line, when clearly they see someone else is walking. I cut through that shit like I’m playing Red Rover. No look-backs, no apologies.

Don't forget the in bed speakers. Nothing can touch this on oontz per gallon.