Before I saw the words ‘in the script’ in this headline, I swear I thought it was going to be ‘Tony Stark’s big Avengers: Endgame moment wasn’t earned’. Which is something I would definitely expect to see from this site, given how it’s already told women the same thing about the A-Force moment because sexual politics…

“I don’t think you really have a leg to stand on.”

I feel like Asians having the highest average earnings is from a smaller sample size being skewed by Emma Stone.

An urn from the Disney cemetery gift shop :

Excuse me, good fellow. I am pretty sure that these employees are in fact artists of food products, whose skills are in the highest demand across the nation. Otherwise why would Subway make a title called “Sandwich Artist”? You plebeian.

thank you for actually being professional.  Your one of the few at Gawker.

So, hey, everyone. I understand many of you are upset I deliberately chose not to share an opinion on this matter. That’s fair! Here’s some insight into that choice:

People who are unwilling to admit when they made a poor decision when the evidence is so clear is the reason Trump is still president. 

If only there was a competitor of Uber.

Don’t be so glib.  Jay-Z paid way more than that for his headphones.

I need my own island away from you fucking people. All of you.

This was well said. I think people commenting on here forget that a lot of time we do it for our own entertainment/feel good/stress relief.

To be fair, it's a pretty big cock. We've all heard the stories. "Just enough to win".....

God damn, a thousand stars and counting. Your Dashboard must look like Stephen Miller’s missed calls list.

This game was originally slated for release in October 1996, but the developers truly believed in the game’s message about the hazards of crunch and so they adopted a more leisurely development cycle.

I bet they get immaculate reception.

Encyclopedia, need that heft.

Time and Again and The Gift are just people forgetting to turn off Netflix before they get the “are you still alive” prompt.

Don't forget the in bed speakers. Nothing can touch this on oontz per gallon.