We all understand the reference.

Hah "Soylent Verdant" would fit in with their pretentious "Soylent Cacao."

Going to go eat breakfast before work so that time doesn’t slow down and make my day feel even longer than it already is. Thank for the hot tip, digital bros.

They aren’t actually fasting. They are eating the little bits of food that get caught in their awful beards.

Your calm, reasoned, and measured approach to this issue is unacceptable on the internet.  Please provide a sufficiently inflammatory hot take as a corrective measure.

Nick Cannon’s Instagram post reminds me of the amazing White Like Me SNL sketch with Eddie Murphy, a pure comedic distillation of white privilege:

Questions that Adam Levine wanted to be asked:

There were no winners in that video, but the conscious attempts by people on the left to crucify these kids without making proper reference to everything that led up to it, show their biases, not the kids.

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Ugh, white people are the worst...

Ted Cruz is busy having an intern (probably named Blaine or Yates) furiously Googling “Simspons quotes liberals burn” so he can get in on the action.

... and his wedding night.

We don’t have to imagine it. That was his 2012 campaign motto.

Period sneezes are the absolute worst. It’s a gamble every time!

Agreed. Periods are metal AF.

I’m obsessed with this look and am now officially Team Manila.

I love this gown and look. And we need to get over periods being embarressing.

Maybe. The consumer will definitely lose out. Cable had a hold on people by bundling their channels into a package. Right now, if just an internet connection costs $50 a month (Spectrum NYC), then HBO Now costs $15, Netflix is $11, Hulu $12, plus whatever Amazon costs, that’s about $100. That’s cable, basically.

“Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good” is perhaps more applicable here than anywhere else. Not voting for anyone but the perfect Democratic candidate will get you Donald Trump 2.0, period.

This^^^^^ No matter who the Democratic nominee is, get off your ass and go vote. You've seen what gets in when you don't.