waytogeaux
waytogeaux
waytogeaux

Maybe it’s because I’m now an old, but I just do not understand all of these kids and their face tattoos. They always look terrible. Am I missing something?

Re: Rich celebrities on TV.

Most of us never had time for her to begin with. 

The Sandlot expanded universe begins with the exciting prequel Ghost Ruth! We all remember that Babe Ruth appeared in The Sandlot as a ghost...or was it just a dream? Well, get ready to have all mystery ripped from your life forever, as we definitively establish that he was a ghost, dammit, and we delve into the

Is Tom Cruise a key member of the recruitment of individuals to an actual cult? Yes.

The power of Tom Cruise’s touch is known

Can I play? I would build new schools and try to set up some kind of endowment for each of them so they could continue to afford supplies for their students (I am no finance expert, but there would have to be a way), and also set up contracts with local supermarket chains to provide free lunches and breakfasts for all

Me too! I cannot fathom having billions and not spending it on attempting to improve this world and giving some of its most battered inhabitants relief. I just don’t understand it and that is why I will never be rich, I guess.

I like this game. I would build hospitals in underserved areas that focus on preventative care and women’s health including abortion procedures. I would fund high-quality daycare facilities in inner cities that include family counseling and job training for single parents. I would also be the bail money fairy for

If I had billions of dollars I would just build affordable housing for all the struggling people in Seattle. It’s a band aid over a bullet hole but at least people have temporary relief from the elements. I would also double NIH or CDC or UNHCR funding or prevent the extinction of elephants.

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

“...proudly wore the damn thing while scanning every single person within range to not only make sure everyone saw their hat but also ensure that people knew it was on purpose.”

LJ gives old man towel: “See, that’s a good boy. He knows his place.”
LJ throws towel on floor: “See they don’t know their place. Ungrateful.”
LJ stuffs towel into bottle of Everclear, lights it and throws it: “Aaaaa-aaagh!”

Of course the old racist white guy wanted a souvenir from the black guy.

I am firmly on Team No One.

Dear Taylor and Kanye,

Introvert as well. I wish they would allow us to do speeches and presentations in installments.

I am an introvert with anxiety issues that I stress out a lot. I just recently did a presentation and I was red hot and sweaty but finished but don’t like eyes on me, I wished it was easier to be out there.