I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

It’s like if a family of methheads won the lottery.

Gordon Ramsay expresses all my feelings these days.

I am in a full body cringe. This is beyond embarrassing for everyone involved.

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

This ends with Bannon literally cucking Kush and having a torrid affair with Ivanka

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

You’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle? You’re missing out, my friend!

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

Ok now we got us a puppy party yea!

PUPPIES

Rep. John Lewis is a a gem, a beautiful angel-man, a national treasure whose ongoing commitment to justice and sacrifices for this nation we will never remotely deserve.

I can’t believe the American public is so willfully ignorant, hateful or stupid that they would pick Donald Trump or not voting versus anyone that the Democrats would run.

PBS’s children’s programming was actually created with the intent of serving households where the children could not attend things like daycare or pre-K. That was the POINT of it. It was designed to serve the households that were most at risk of not getting sufficient educational material. If you’re a single mom or a…

I don’t even have enough compassion left in me to feel bad about all the poor people in the Appalachia that will be hurt even more by his budget. This situation (administration) is so bad that I have ran out of compassion.

I’ve been reading articles where Trump voters talk about how this health care will screw them but then say they are not sorry for voting for Trump. This reminds me of that experiment that time when they gave a rat a choice between pushing a button to get food or pushing a button to activate electrodes in his brain…

I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

“What I feel like is Gloria fuckin’ Swanson!”