I’m just waiting for her to come out with a spectacular “tell-all” book that she “wrote” at some point.

This isn’t featured in the whole trailer, but let’s not forget “Sweet Child O’Mine” @ 1:25

Kanye West will do his Kanye Best to get some Kanye Rest.

I think we’ve reached (sunk?) the Uwe Boll at this point.

And Mirror, Mirror. That one was pretty creepy.

Now whenever anyone mentions Goldblum and JP this pops in my head. Thanks internet.

You forgot to add, as he walks (or in this case rides) off at the end of each episode, alone, maudlin music playing over his car’s sound system.

My husband went to school with intestines gal, so I’m always aware when she’s in something. I’ve seen her on Big Lots commercials (she was the exclamation point) and on Girl Code on MTV.

“Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

That’s a campagin I’d be proud to work on!

I was hoping she’d do something more like this:

I was thinking the exact same thing! I was going to post that along with this GIF...but you beat me to it :)

I’m not surprised. I watch this show because it’s soothes me, the countryside shots...the calming voices...the sweets. It’s like the equivalent of a white noise generator.

I keep reading it as shitlap.

There’s a lot of Creepshow references in there. I’m wondering why he’d leave out the creature in the crate but instead use the zombie dad from the Father’s Day story?

I’m wondering if the evil Santa is from that Tales from the Crypt episode?

There was Highlander II: The Renegade Version which basically took out all the references to them being aliens. That one was at least watchable...

Right! I forgot and/or blocked that out of my mind. That wins.

OMG. Yes! I either forgot about them...or tried to block it from my mind.

It wasn’t so much the age difference, it was more the fact that she was 18, barely out of high school, and he was almost 30. I think that’s what got me.