And a soundtrack by Beck instead of ELO.

G-d Xenu made me for you...

Deadpool and Spiderman often fight together and it looks like people get them confused...

• If this is the case and you refuse to slide over, the person sitting next to you has every right to assume that you are a sociopath or serial killer.

Potomac fever? Is there a prescription for that?

Stalkman! Faster than any pepper spray, more powerful than any restraining order, able to stalk across the Eastern Seaboard in a single road trip!

Those were my favorite lines from those movies.

I thought the exact same thing when I read it.

Much like Highlander, there can only be one.

I miss my Sassy subscription.

He totally holds more potential. Mainly because he knows all about the events that lead up to Vader’s death and that he still choses to embrace the Dark side.

I don’t think Phasma is dead. They put her in the trash compactor but as we all know from Episode IV that you can get out alive if you have the means...

My only issue is with The Grinch pajama pants. I mean, at least stay on point with the green fictional character you’re emulating. Can’t they be Yoda pants?

I always think it’s much worse when people abuse exclamation points. If everything you say is ended with !!!!!! Then I’m going to feel like you’re not being sincere either.

#3 Kept giving me flashbacks of that sequence in the terrible “The Wolverine” where Logan keeps dreaming that him and Jean are in bed together in a very bright place after she died...

So I guess now we know what the Iron Chef Chairman does in between battles?

I meant that I agreed that puppies shouldn’t be treated like “consumer objects”. I want dogs to go to loving homes as much as the next girl.

I totally agree, I just meant that this is a different level of shitty.