There isn't enough Autotune and Melodyne in the world...

Oompa Loompa Lagoon?

@thelonechocolatechip: To constipate. To poop, no more.

"that some insurance plans charge up to $20 a month for a prescription"

My guess is it's Ricky Martin. It's old news, but still...

#4 "Hey everybody...meet the new Jan Brady!"

@gunnstreetgrrl: Yeah that and the fact that they also took out her kneecaps.

@Adah: I like vanilla, too. Nothing beats some good vanilla ice cream. Or Nilla wafers, though I'm not sure if they constitute "vanilla."

What kind of cute doggy is that? It looks like a Dachshund mix of some sort...

@DonnaPirana: Good point. Indeed, it does.

The score so far. We get the other point for having babies and all that jazz...

I used to get cramps that would render me useless. They would usually wake me up in the morning out of my sleep and I'd have to writhe around, not being able to walk until I threw up then passed out. Only after I woke up would the pain subside.

@lucysnowe: it's this and it's very tasty:

He's also a lot better then Derek and his Technicolor tux jacket...

@Vivi21: It was hilarious. I especially loved his matching handkerchief!

@Alys Brangwin has a huge talent: Your last paragraph is exactly how I feel inside and it brought me to tears. I feel most comfortable when I'm alone because I feel like no one is judging me and I have a tendency to put up walls by not talking. I try my best to be social because I know it's wrong to stay in my little…

To parapharse the late great Madeline Kahn: I hate her, so much... it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breath...

@shellren67: They remind me of that reality couple that won't go away...Rob/Ryan and Amber/Trista.

The look on his face says: "Heaven knows I'm miserable now."

@Moloko: I also heard that 100% Cranberry juice is good for preventing/treating UTI's.