It appears to be an error in the report, thereby voiding the investigation.

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Because Pandering is giving people something they want for your support. Do any women actually want this stuff? This seems like a “Don’t worry, sugar, we’ll take care of you” style of marketing.

Great post, but I am not sure if “pandering” is the proper verb you want here. Perhaps “condescending”?

Look on the bright side, at least he doesn’t have to worry about that pesky knee injury any more.

amurrrrica land of the free!

what’s going on, Draper? stuck with the night shift now?

Why should McGregor be forced into a rematch with a dude he knocked out? Winning gives you options; he won, and if he wants to go make some cash, that's his prerogative.

I didn’t say racism doesn’t exist, but thanks for incorrectly reading into my comment. If you go back and read Greg Howard’s articles, almost every one of them tries to inject racism into a situation that probably has nothing to do with race in the first place. That is what I was trying to point out in my comment.…

Howard is far and away the biggest cunt employed by a site full of terrible cunts.

I know this is Deadspin/Gawker, and therefore racism is the only explanation, but I have to disagree. White was being flip but he had a point: they made the fight twice and the guy was KTFO’d in 13 seconds.

Your race claim falls flat when Cain Velasquez is given an immediate rematch against Werdum even though Cain was dominated and then submitted. RDA didn’t get much pub because Pettis, a brown person, was champ and is pleasant to look at. Bendo was champ before Pettis and was hyped. Dominick Cruz. I could keep going.

Why does it seem like every article you write has to pull the race card? Does Deadspin give you a topic and say, “Hey, Greg, how can you make this about race?” I’d give your article some credence if Jon Jones (a black American) wasn’t the biggest UFC star for a long time before his legal troubles gave the UFC no…

And I felt uncomfortably dumb reading the entirety of this pedantic horseshit. You’re breaking down gas prices from 1980 and getting expert opinion on fuel injection on old muscle cars in order to discredit a 36 year old song? Hey you know what, how about next article you discuss all the possible legal ramifications…

Ah, no:

Could be worse. Could be Sam Biddle writing about literally anything.

Seriously? You’re getting all bent out of shape over a thirty year old rock ballad from Bruce? Don’t you have better things to write about? Is this really what Gawker has become?

March 1st! Never thought I’d said the sentence “I can’t wait to get to Sacramento,” but yet, here we are.

The attempted rape likely caused the victim to be in an emotional state that led her to jump in front of the rapist’s car. Typical lack of response by the police.

I believe you are mistaken sir.