The more I watch Spicer and his demeanor in these press briefings, the more I am convinced that he now either loathes his job because no one can keep up with the double-talk from our cheeto-in-chief, or he just hates talking to reporters in general. Or both. Every time he’s on camera, he just has this air of “I’m so…

Why prepare when your boss changes the story anyway?

This must be a nightmare for him because he is not the center of attention and has to share. He will probably throw a supporter rally as soon as he gets back to regain his manhood.

I hate that these types of posts are on Gizmodo. I come to this site for Tech and Science news, not Trump bashing.

‘This is why i am going to build a cup, the biggest cup to go over our soda pop cans. It is going to be beautiful folks and the bees are going to pay for it. We are going to stop these bees from flooding in across the mouthpiece of the can.’

Oh come on. What couple hasn’t shown a little public tiff in front of hundreds of people, world leaders, cameras from news stations all over the world and a military marching band?

I really want a comment about how a burka makes it harder to grab her by the pussy, so he understands why they are so angry and want to attack westerners.

I guess we know who’s going to win the Puppy Bowl next year.

Grover Norquist is a fucking cancer.

“Because my grammar is absolutely on point!” is a sentence fragment. Therefore, you absolutely are on pcp.

“Because my grammar is absolutely on point!” is a sentence fragment. Therefore, you absolutely are on pcp.

You ask about sex, but don’t bring up masturbation?

“...A temperature spike of 3,000 degrees?! That didn’t seem right...”

Beautiful.So it’s probably the harbinger of impending death as our atmosphere shreds it’s self to nothing.

They Live!

He must still hit the roof.

I’m fine with red-eyed wasps... Just don’t fucking make spider wasps spawn from South America... Just fucking don’t. Please.

Had no idea Holiday Inn still exists.

Is it not possible that the heads of these companies who you state spoke out against the immigration ban did not believe Trump would actually go through with his campaign rhetoric? Perhaps these companies were under the impression that, much like with every other promise he’s made, he would break his word.

They’ve already done this to humans.

You want to be scared? Think of the “average dumb person” that you know, then realize that since he/she is average, there are at least 50% of people even more stupid than he/she is.