Too legit to quit.

So, a 10 Million dollar Roomba,

Maybe it’s been a really, really long battle.

No, Gawker doesn’t do porn any longer. (Ref: Raccoon Girl)

I’m too old and broken up to be of any real use, but every town needs one old guy to yell “Get off my lawn”

Apparently no one in North or South America is corrupt

Everyone seems impressed with Tesla’s preorder numbers. For truly astounding show of faith, look at Elio Motors numbers. 51K preorders of up to a 1K, nonrefundable deposit for a car company that hasn’t made single car ever and it is for little car that is targeted to start at 6.8K,

There is a similar scale for males that a female friend of mine explained to me. “I’ll date him as long as the length of his dick and the thickness of his wallet add up to 8+ inches”

I think you should consider never traveling

I read quite a few of the comments below and my only question is “Why are you telling a phone that you were raped?”

I have seen them operating in WV on the power line easements. It is a scary site.

No , just a motor to run the blades

Happens to me occasionally, log out of Kinja and then back in. always fixes it.

Jamie- So you say and we are just supposed to believe that it’s not blood.

In this particular case “peak” may have been correct

I refer you to Elio Motors for true leap of faith.

Again proving, it’s about the money. No loyalty.

Here you go, please deliver your kingdom promptly

But you get to pick which 1 product it orders from a list of thousands

Because Slim Jims are the breakfast of champions