KD’s own doctors cleared him. This article is fucking stupid.

We just elected a fucking guy that was considered a huge joke in the reality TV world as the most powerful man in the world.

Truly an American masterpiece.

Hopefully they don’t fuck this up. It could be a really fun CGI spectacle with an OK story and I’d be perfectly fine with that. Don’t really get the detective thing, but who gives a fuck. Gyarados should look fucking awesome.

I hope someone gives this bullshit some Jim Ross commentary.

I will never not be amazed at how passionately some people feel about the dumbest things.

I never thought I would be hysterically laughing at a seemingly nice person that is clearly in distress, but here I am.

Tennessee football is such a fucking cesspool. Holy shit.

Daniel Murphy disagrees with homosexuals and competent fielding.

Toronto is pretty under the radar when it comes to horrible sports fans. Also a baby apparently got hit by something thrown in the crowd. I guess what I’m saying is that Toronto is such a shitty sports town that I’m now actively rooting for a team that is located in Texas and has ties to George W. Bush.

Punters are so unimportant that this guy got away with rape for an entire year while being on TV every week and looking like Jake Busey with a goddamn Macklemore haircut.