Any time IRL, pal. Any time.

#1: OK, whatever Pocacuntus.

I guess it’s good that they spend countless thousands to guard the land that the government stole from the Lee family.

Nice picture. Why didn’t you guys tell us that Amy Schumer was on the show?

Ah, the Mirth Mobiles!

Found it.

It looks like somebody stuck every available item in a J.S. Whitney catalogue onto a ‘71 Travelall. And I don’t mean in a good way.

Made plenty much worse than the parking brake one. Just my luck that my one perfection in life is in something as stupid as this.

No, I haven’t.

Hard to say whether being a careless dumbass is more dangerous than the summon feature, but it’s probably close.

Assholes own Teslas? Wow, whodathunkit?

Like most great Chicago baseball moments, it involved the Cubs getting their asses kicked. Barrett inexplicably blocks the plate, sucker punches AJ, and the Cubs go on to defeat. The Cubs are built on over a century of assuaging their inevitable losses with meaningless feels. This is a perfect example of why they…

Fuck the local BMW dealership. They want you to buy the soulless shit they sell. Buy an old airhead and learn to wrench.

I started driving in the same era. You are full of shit. There were plenty of cars back then that accelerated, turned, and stopped quite well. And if you would rather drive a 2005 Civic over this beast, you have no soul.