when instructions for the propane version are available, 1: i will build it, 2: hank hill will either fall in love with a pocket sized grill or consider it a useless novelty

so i should have sued rim when i had little signal on my blackberry in chicago? not switch from att to tmo? cuz that worked just fine and i didnt look like a doucheknuckle

@shammah: oh shit, the past has come back. time to breg about the rich school i went to.

@johnwait: just the plans, probably not good to have. using the devices is illegal.

@Steve Climaco: the systems i sell don't work very easily with rotary phones. i primarily sell Clear home internet with a voip service, also i deal business phone systems that are either totally land based on on t1/ds3.

ummm, they always have a headset in their ear. a lot of delivery drivers for fedex, ups and USPS in my area are black and they talk ALL FUCKING DAY. sometimes screaming. however, i will admit, the loudest and most obnoxious of them was white and i want to stab him.

can this be used for a penis pump? if so, do not let frucci find it...

we need landlines for 2 reasons.

what will these cost? i can see myself using like 10 of these in a laptop. that would be cool. or put 2 in a flash drive on usb 3.0 to have 128gb really fast.

@GirlLibrarian: you could just do it yourself, after your done making his sandwich of course.

@CommentingpointlesslyisMeh: this model does not have a 3G modem to my knowledge

@CommentingpointlesslyisMeh: its 4G only from my understanding. the unlocked version is 3G/4G and far superior, especially in chicago because of network saturation

@pantsonfireliarliar: there used to be a device for that which worked with the 4g service but it was pulled. you can still find them around tho. ask the googlez for "portable wifi routers" and youll find some options

@whatne1wuddo: im an authorized clear retailer. this device was made to get people paying for att 3G on their ipads. its roughly the same price. to get an unrestricted version has an additional cost. personally, i'd recommend the 3G/4G clearspot for $50 a month. unlimited 3g and 4g use.

frucci, go back to your fleshlight. i love goldeneye. when my brother stole the family n64 i threatened his life for taking my dear bond. if its finally coming to wii, i am very pleased. if you wish to play hard games like MW2, go for it, but golden eye is pimp.

chicago is easy. theres enough lines and whatever. but i gets really easy when i only go to new places with my sisterinlaw who is a public transit master.

@Marvin Barnes' Time Machine: why have there been so many holocaust joke on giz lately? i thought me and seth macfarlane were the only ones that thought they were funny.

but frucci, it doesnt have and fleshlight related tools. like a caulk gun full of lube or pipe cleaners.

@I Party With Smoot: hahahahaha, the holocaust. good times.

i see 3 modern mobos in there...