Adam,

amazing! amazing! amazing!

if they want it and cant get it, they arent trying hard enough.

@Chernobyl: frucci fucked an object. as commenters, it is our job to make sure everyone knows about it. and to remind him of it at least once a day.

and just for frucci, a fleshlight mount!

this seems like stealing. and it seems very dangerous. ill just go into a public building and use an outlet. i pay for their electricity so i deserve a little

change "New York" to "Chicago" and give me a star and we'll be in business

frucci, why cant you review other vaginal things, like fleshlights? this is like what fleshlights forgot. for a reason.

@j2daake: ummm, because its a nintendo product. i have a virtual boy, look it up. i insist on having a very complete collection of nintendo products.

@atrus123: tmobile has been lacking lately. theyve spent too much time reconfiguring their pricing and not enough time getting new phones. i know im either switching to sprint or clear later this year. if you live in a clear wimax market, wait until september. big things are coming in september, with very low prices.…

if its out for christmas, that would be awesome, but i was planning to get a DSiXL for me for christmas and the 3DS for my birthday as they tend to come out in spring, but i guess ill have to get both for christmas.

@Gusdor: ive had no problems with my blackberrys. i repair them for other people all the time and the parts are really cheap. i like them. i also like using what i like, not necessarily what's cool

@cruzer555: i have had several blackberrys and i love them. good luck with your glass phone

@Nowell: excellent point. i dont want BSOD lessened to apple's level

I HAVE THE SOLUTION!!! buy a fucken blackberry. they might be slow, and they might not have 40,000 fart apps, but they work, theyre nearly waterproof. and they work great on tmobile and sprint. you dont get raped on the data plans. the volume buttons work and the screens dont turn yellow.

@gmrple @Trolly: it gets even better! he gives me $50 to fix it each time, $40 for gas, and whenever i buy parts at frys, he pay double the cost for me doing it for him!!

my uncle gets the nasty porn site viruses every 3-6 months. i guess he thinks i havent figured it out. i fix his computer for him 2-4 times a year and then after the third or forth time we go thru that, he buys a new one and i take the old one. most recently an 8 month old, 3ghz quad core, 6 gb ram, 1 tb hdd. he…

well, in the chicago market, that episode aired last night. it seems, i will investigate when the episode airs, if im still up.

a few things, 1) a clear spot is only $50 from an independent clear retailer. 2) no one uses clear yet, and the network is expanding faster than any other with over 800 towers going online in the chicago market alone. 3) i have observed speeds of up to 11 mbps and others in chicago have observed speeds up to 13 mbps.

@PDT767: it would make sense to have it on android first, thats where all the nerds are. and nerds like classic video games