“brother”

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

So how long before he appears in court wearing glasses and a preppy haircut while his lawyers talks about childish mistakes, poor upbringing, and not wanting to ruin a young life, leading to a most likely White jury clearing him of charges?

Albert Pujols was once as beloved as almost any player ever by his hometown fans, well on his way to being the defining player of his generation. Now he’s almost forgotten, washed up, and being forced to watch himself get surpassed by an even better player on a nightly basis, on a (still) shitty team.

Let me guess… You couldn’t agree who was gonna drive you home?

Apparently a restraining order is not the same as an engagement ring.

I’ll never stop loving this gif.

Which ones are isolated events and which is a collection national movement endorsed by the president? I’ll hang up and listen.

So much mediocrity in 2 sentences.

Goddamn I hope an earthquake swallows that arena on 8/26.

Wasn’t that Jim Joyce?

I’m gonna get a huge jump start on my summers by forgetting about this tournament three months earlier.

I’m not at all homophobic and I legitimately fear that I’ll do this exact thing some day.

Ahem:

The ticker is separate from the show being broadcast. MLB Network’s ticker isn’t giving updates about the Yankees buying Ruth from Boston during re-airs of Ken Burns, either.

Why wake you? You seem super happy to be asleep as it is.

My refrain: the Earth is not dying, it’s killing us in self-defense.

The most bricks I’ve seen thrown in LA since 1992.

Is it wrong that I irrationally root for a 19 year old to fail because his Dad is an all-time terrible sports dad? Yeah, probably. Is this gonna stop me? No, probably not.