How can I get my hand on one of those flyers?

+1 shot of Jobu’s rum

Well, we know where he gets it from, I mean, his mom made the wrong decision all those years ago.

Were you watching Trump TV?

That was amazing to watch but Suarez dove and that shouldn’t have been a PK. That said, both Cavani and DiMaria had easy chances and whiffed.

Sorry, it’s early and I’m little grumpy, but fuck this guy.

Go ooooonnnnnn...

You have no taste.

That too.

I will, as long as she’s not bleeding from her wherever.

Where’s Michael Jackson eating popcorn?

As if being a Mets fan wasn’t embarrassing enough.

Mexican women.

You think these Bayonne idiots know that Jesus was, in fact, a black man?

Yeah, well that worked out great.

C’mon Gary, true men don’t kill coyotes.

Man, that hard-on he has for Durant is quite the motivator.

Another fact: 

I can only imagine the words coming out of folks’ mouths at Indian Wells.

Thanks for your book. It’s great. Quick follow up: Do you think Finley’s toxicity is the reason why the A’s have never truly embraced that time in their history?