Also, do we really have Tolkien to thank when Robert E Howard had detailed maps of The Hyborian Age in the 20s?

I like the cut of your jib, Dennis.

To be fair, there's nothing Futurama can do to get a bad grade on the AV Club. They could air actual footage of people punching grandmas under the title "Futurama" and they'd give it a B- out of habit.

Why wait for boiled leather when you can boil some denim right now?

This was just another (of MANY) filler episodes, and the real finale is next week, right? RIGHT?

While definitely screwed up I wouldn't go that far. Except for a very brief time Bello has been in the band. I do wonder who they'll get for lead guitar since Rob left, or if they'll "permanately" steal Shadows Fall's guitarist.

Slayer is basically falling apart. I'd be shocked if Hanneman returns after suffering from necrotizing fasciitis. He basically hasn't been seen in two years outside of playing two songs live a year ago. Kerry King then says he's been playing all the guitar parts outside of Jeff's solos since the 90s anyway.

"You just killed the zombie Helen Thomas!"
"She was a zombie?"

Here is the key to the bats and condors. You would run into the room and run as close to the bastards as possible, then turn the other way so they are chasing you. Then, when the timing is right, turn towards them and run under them.

Here is the key to the bats and condors. You would run into the room and run as close to the bastards as possible, then turn the other way so they are chasing you. Then, when the timing is right, turn towards them and run under them.

Pitfall II: The Lost Caverns is way better. If you have not played that one, I would still recommend it.

Pitfall II: The Lost Caverns is way better. If you have not played that one, I would still recommend it.

I wonder if his talking plush rabbit lives on the boat with him.

I wonder if his talking plush rabbit lives on the boat with him.

I would also add Christopher Hitchens' Mortality. It's a collection of his essays from Vanity Fair as he went through treatment of esophageal cancer. They are amazing.

I would also add Christopher Hitchens' Mortality. It's a collection of his essays from Vanity Fair as he went through treatment of esophageal cancer. They are amazing.

It was their last day before retirement, too.

It was their last day before retirement, too.

First live interview in a decade? Does this not count the interview he did with That Metal Show?

First live interview in a decade? Does this not count the interview he did with That Metal Show?