See above. Al has provided canned peaches. No unauthorized cinnamon!

This is the greatest editorial policy since the Deadwood Pioneer’s policy of “print whatever Al Swearengen tells us to.”

A 4th Century Roman cook book includes a recipe for a baked patty of ground meat served on bread. But it's well known how St. Louis basically invented Rome, so I think that still counts for them.

Whitlock is the role Prop Joe was born to play!

Is that a No More Wife Beater?

Pfft. Like I'm going to listen to a black guy for advice about how not to get shot by cops. Might as well take QB lessons from Mark Sanchez.

Here at Deadspin we generally assume that our readers are at least somewhat intelligent people. A lot of other sites dumb down content or write for an audience of morons: we don't do that. But because we've gotten at least one dumbass e-mail, and some dumbass comments and tweets, I'm going to explain why what Ed…

motion to include "sweater puppies"

I rarely get the chance to use this more than once a week, but this is the second time and I couldn't be happier:

"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"

...the nerve to try and task my wife to help fix this abortion

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.