It’s funny because it’s true.

Saban claiming to be happy is about as convincing as Trump claiming to be a genius.

So edgy! The 12 year old ‘badass’ thing got old a long time ago...

Fuck, my fiancee didn’t find out mine for quite some time. Well, she wouldn’t have until date #2 turned into her saying “spank me as hard as you possibly can and choke me” inside 20 minutes. After date #1 didn’t even involve a kiss.

This looks like the original NES version of dodgeball, which makes sense.

In all seriousness, what IS wrong with you, you racist fascist shitlord?

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”