Is one of the qualifications for your job to whine like a little bitch? It seems all gizmodo writers possess this ability tenfold over the general population. I hardly ever hear anyone complain about any of these things in real life. Its possible that they aren’t as much of a whiney bitch as you. That would also…

Why, you ask, would I seek to spoil an experience brining so much joy to millions?

You wouldn’t know what a driver’s car was if you were run over by one.

Thank you for taking the time to write all of that out! I didn’t to interior this time because I ran out of time, but yes, that’s how I would do it.

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uh how is sarcastically saying he hates flamingos (which obviously means he doesn’t hate flamingos) and telling people to stop eating the eggs somehow “belittle” the flamingo. what? if anything, he’s mocking the people that used to eat their eggs (which probably deserves its own criticism), not the flamingos.

Only appropriate that on 4th of July the American once again conquers the Brit.

First Tesla. Now this. Everyone should only ever drive manual cars. No one has ever died in one of those right?

You know, I deliberately didn't want too many specs in this article, because I've gotten a little disillusioned with them. It gets to 60 in right around 3 seconds, but I'm sure the actual number varies based on so many factors and I feel like these numbers don't really give a feel for what the car is. It may not have…

thanks!

you're not crazy, but I think for this car these are more than side comments. They're fundamental to the character of the car. That said, I'll answer as best I can any specific question you want. I got a decent feel for the car on the road and 5 or 6 track laps, but I haven't had a chance to live with it yet.

that there photoshop up top is one of your finest yet jason