Darcy: By the Power of MEWMEW I get to be THOR!!!

Yeah, she did a pretty good job of burning some bridges during Thor 2, so I don’t think either side of this is looking to work together again. I look forward to Darcy becoming the female Thor in the MCCU, instead of Foster. :p

Pacific Rim also sucks.

He looks like he should “put down the fucking maple bars.”

I can’t cheat with that camera in my face!!!

Starred, but they do have Paul Rudd... BTW- Have you seen any Taika Waititi movies? Not only is Hemsworth really going to get a chance to shine, but Ragnarock could possibly end up the best Marvel movie yet!

It’s due to the overwhelming influence that is the Halloween season.

+1 roast beef sandwich

Couldn’t wait longer than eight minutes to explain your joke?

He’s like the opposite of bacon.

Kanye makes everything worse.

Some of my favorite people. And they were awesome for speaking out. But until our politicians have the guts to make changes, real changes, against the gun dealership lobby, nothing will change. Because you can wrap all this in the American flag and 2nd amendment bullshit, but it’s all about selling guns and fuck the…

Maybe you can take solace in the fact that Southampton are like the model example for how to run a football club.

So glad Boris Berian qualified. Suck it, Nike. I hope he wins the gold medal.

One way to make all Bruce Willis movies more enjoyable is to never watch an interview with him.

Soccer is a sport that has been played for generations. basketball is a gym class game designed to keep schoolkids running around indoors without hurting themselves during shitty New England winters.

Doogie Howser was only 14 when he graduated medical school.

When was it ever said that Roland looked like Stephen King? I always heard King describe him as resembling Clint Eastwood.

Kudos to you that you were ever able to forgive them, in my case the resentment still lingers 20 years on. The dysfunction between my parents was all of the garden-variety sort, nothing so interesting as a drained college fund, but I never got over being exposed to so much hatred.