Every aspect of every game being over-analyzed to death by ex footballers in garish suits with clashing pocket squares

But my dick looks so big in those little hands!

Counterpoint:Meta World Peace

Someone should mention this to American soccer because the USMNT is getting older& worse. Our under-21's play caused us to miss the olympics. So maybe not directly helping soccer

You do know that we didn’t field a men’s soccer team in Rio? Your reasoning is solid but totally incorrect. We've got an old ass men's national team& our under 21s stink.

And they use their stadiums a lot more than 8x a year!!

Thanks. Now I know& tomorrow I'm passing it on!

Always remember that Patrick Reed has been caught cheating multiple times@different levels of competition. Seems fitting that he represents us this year in Rio! Couldn’t we get anyone else to go?anyone else? He’s the worst. On a brighter note ,despicable human, Hope Solo just got sent home

Who's going to be voted best looking player in the EPL now?

No it doesn't. Tim Howard makes bank still& he sucks.

I’m late to the party but haven’t noticed anybody talking about what led up to that last crazy tweet. Cleveland officials kept her& all of the Warriors families on a bus outside the arena for over an hour leading up to& into game time. I can understand her frustration . Only thing worse than being stuck in Cleveland…

Wtf is Abby Wombauch doing on my television commenting on the Euros?!?!

Cavani has the good looks of a Dothraki Blood Rider

You forgot outlet passing! He’s good@ that also!!

Thought you were going to post that old video of him doing the robot after each goal of his hat-trick against Jamaica @ Wembley a couple years ago. It was an awesome display. Made me a Peter Crouch fan for life. Very Napolean Dynamite like.

Hah! Good one

It came to me after seeing the FB pic of him lounging on the rocks before prom, Steve Erkel. Don’t know why it never clicked before, but it explains why no one likes him. It was a really annoying show

Budweiser is the worst. Real American beer brought to you by Belgians who should know better. It tastes gross, and the fact that they make fun of micro-breweries in their advertising is insane because brewing smaller batches of beer is the one thing that we do really well in this country!! God bless American IPAs

Now I know why no Pepper Potts in Civil War!! We wouldn’t have recognized her after all of the plastic surgery! That looks more like 5000 days of Cutler’s wife chick than it does the girl from Seven who's head wound up in a box. Plastic surgery morphs all wealthy blondes into the same person

It’s good form for a chest pass. McCauley Culkin would block that weakness