When I was about 22 ish (back when the Loch Ness monster was just a tadpole) a 60ish man put his hand down my skirt and squeezed my ass at a charity function. My then boyfriend tried to make me tell someone, but all I wanted to do was leave.

totally, like a national figurehead/conscience. I’m down with it. HOW DO WE AMEND THE CONSTITUTION LET’S DO THIS THING.

I loved when Zach asked him if he was a nerd and his answer was did Zach think Michelle would marry a nerd. Ughhh soooooo good together, love them

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

I will preface this with the fact that unnatural movements freak me out. A lot.

And you know, I hadn’t thought about that in literally 30 years until Mr. Trump started bringing back memories of all of the shitty things men have done over the years.

It was also the clearest yet most polite “go fuck yourself” I’ve ever read. That was like ninja master burnage.

I have a question: is the opposite of shade a sick burn, as in what the NYT legal team did to Drumpf this week? That was one of the sickest burns in recent memory and I want to know if that’s the opposite of shade because it shines a fiery light on bullshit.

The way Chelsea Manning has been treated is vile and it is sad that public does not care. So many have forgotten what she released and saw, she saw innocent civilians being killed on purpose and people being tortured, yet the people in the videos have not been punished. US can lecture the world on human right…

Ken Bone has a great Twitter account:

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

He gets better with age, doesn’t he? His fuck field is nearly barren.

i don’t think pence has a choice but to tough it out to the end, his career is fucked and finally i feel some sort of cosmic equilibrium being brought back to this fucked up world.

I call this my meeting face. It’s the mask I put on when I have to spend 60 minutes listening to someone grossly incompetent explain to me how to do my job. My face says “attentive” but my brain is screaming MURDER!

It was a disaster a total disaster for America. Just a complete disaster.

OMG he is going to lose his shit tonight. I said in a thread last night, but Trump does not handle being in the defensive well and it make him lash out, a la Captain Khan’s mother. Tonight is going to be the perfect storm. I have to miss the live debate, FML, but I expect to be hearing about a train wreck before I…

Trumplestiltskin

OMG. That’s what’s behind the hair. He’s growing it so he can let it down out of a window and someone can climb up it.

Do we think he will actually be attending?