I . . . theoretically agree. In principal, so long as you live in a social contract, you abrogate some of the rights you retain in the state of nature, first and foremost being the right of retribution and unlimited self-defense. You are supposed to cede your power to murder and kill, even in self-defense, to the…

Stand your Ground is for white men. There was a prosecutor in Florida (IIRC) who explicitly said that the law shouldn’t count for domestic violence victims.

Can someone please explain to me why many states are totally cool with Stand Your Ground laws/using deadly force to “prevent death or great bodily harm” but this little girl faces life in prison for shooting someone who repeatedly threatened to kill his entire family with that very gun?

“needlessly ranty moments where he hung himself on his own noose.”

from my own experiences - watching this tonight - I was thrilled. I mean, this is actually exactly what you are supposed to do when dealing with a bully. I swear I bet she studied how to deal with bullies, because - this is it. she didn’t talk at him, she didn’t take his bait - she talked THROUGH him and just…

Within the last 12 hrs?

And nowhere near enough stars

And she was wearing power tie red, which amused me.

I prefer to think of it as the ‘suffocating monkfish’ face.

#TrumpWhinyBitchFace

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE

I do not think of Melania when I hear or see the word classy.

It reminds me of when my 6th graders try and explain one of their feuds to me. I never fully comprehend what their beef is, because 99% of the time they’re feuding about something stupid. Stars, they’re just like 12 year olds.

I recently bought a pair a pale blue chinos before I realized they fucking match my skin tone.

I went to training this week to explain the math common core standards. It was full of teachers and I was one of only three people of color there. The other two women were in my carpool. There is something wrong with that. Students need to see people like them as teachers.

But that’s how you remember which charm/towel belongs to who! Was I the hotdog? Oh no, Timmy’s got the hotdog, I can still see the mark, I must have been the clam. (jk, in whatever alternate reality I own these, I would always be the clam)

Dry yourself off, draw blood.

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