I do not think of Melania when I hear or see the word classy.

It reminds me of when my 6th graders try and explain one of their feuds to me. I never fully comprehend what their beef is, because 99% of the time they’re feuding about something stupid. Stars, they’re just like 12 year olds.

I recently bought a pair a pale blue chinos before I realized they fucking match my skin tone.

I went to training this week to explain the math common core standards. It was full of teachers and I was one of only three people of color there. The other two women were in my carpool. There is something wrong with that. Students need to see people like them as teachers.

But that’s how you remember which charm/towel belongs to who! Was I the hotdog? Oh no, Timmy’s got the hotdog, I can still see the mark, I must have been the clam. (jk, in whatever alternate reality I own these, I would always be the clam)

Dry yourself off, draw blood.

Post Baby!

Oh, pardon. Government funded power-hungry rent-a-cops.

Yes, call ahead to the airline and ask for a wheelchair/extra support. It speeds things up considerably and puts you in different queues for immigration/security et al. The only thing to remember is to tip your handler in the US, 5USD is enough.

(I’ve gone from/to the US with a knee injury where I couldn’t stand for…

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

I thought it was for those fucking spiders.

I’ve seen the list of dangerous insects in Australia - not sure how they get by without shooting into their own closets every morning.

I feel like this buries the best part of the beef, where a Drumpf supporter called John Legend uneducated (because of course) and he responded, “actually the Donald and I graduated from the same university”. Daaaaaamn. You couldn’t plan for a more perfect burn.

Today my coworker tried to convince me that owls are cuter than red pandas. He was wrong.

Yeah, my periods are pretty heavy even though I’m on the pill. Off the pill, it’s worst, plus has the added feature of feeling like a small, angry person is kicking me in the back from the inside.

I hate to admit it but this kind of extreme effort to have the supposedly rewarding, fulfilling experience (she didn’t talk to me) of carrying a pregnancy to term can’t but carry a message to older adopted kids that they aren’t the real deal. I shake my head. Still, from a purely technical view, it’s interesting…

I have to say that I do believe that just because we CAN do a thing, doesn’t mean that we SHOULD do a thing. To have this life threatening surgery and have to take rejection drugs that could affect a fetus as well as the woman herself, is such an over the top risk. Yes, most women want to experience pregnancy and…

If anyone else is interested in finding out this information, you can find drinking water quality (CCR) reports on the EPA website and find surface water quality info here. Your water company is required to provide you with this information, so if you can’t find it online, you can contact them as well.