Elephants are slow to mature and breed, so they’d be poor candidates for a selective breeding project. Your best hope for a small pet elephant would be if scientists can making cloning reliable and inexpensive, and they get access to the genome of the extinct dwarf elephant. The smallest dwarf elephant species, the…
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Just steer clear of koalas and/or Australians and you should be good...
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Jack McBrayer was born in Macon and grew up just outside of Atlanta. Kenneth’s back stories came from Jack and Donald’s experiences growing up in Georgia, Conyers and Stone Mountain respectively. I love to listen to their interviews on various podcasts.
On top of this movie being, predictable, insipid and nothing like actual life, I’m afraid they’re going to make me crazy with the adoption storyline. Two of my kids are adopted. I’m their real mother, no one else is. They’re my real kids. We’re not on loan to each other. We can’t give each other back on days when we’d…
Interns.
That seems borderline gross and problematic.
Aren’t there super white communities, like Stone Mountain? I haven’t been there, I get all my information from Donald Glover interviews, Jack McBrayer’s Kenneth Parcell character on 30 Rock, and RHWOA summaries on this site.
Even when they’re owned by people who love them, it’s still terrible. Primates are not pets. See the slow loris trade, and ticklingistorture.org...
Publicity is the only thing helping at this point. It’s disgusting how easily these teachers, kids, and parents are ignored. They have been pleading for help from the government, yet the sickouts were the only reason any of this has come to light in the area.
why wouldn’t these people get better jobs/move to a better area/stop having kids they can’t afford to do the previous two things
That Travis the chimp story is the stuff of my nightmares. Related, Jane Goodall is a badass.
You can’t because no one in their right mind wants to live with a pet who wakes up at 4 in the morning, sits on your chest, yowls, and is glowing on top of all that. It took them thousands of years to convince us to put up with the first three things.
Can we just inbred something we have here into something that ends up thumb sized? Like cats or guinea pigs or something? You know, before someone makes it illegal to own, we’ll already have them.
Exactly. You don’t think I’m all “Jesus that’s cute,” people of China? I am! Of course I am! But we must have self-control.
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This makes me sad... And as is the with all “fad” pets I’m sure a great many of them are purchased by idiots who couldn’t care properly for a paper bag.
I so agree with you. If you make him POC, where does it end? Why do Spaniards get to be POCs and not say Italians which also have that Mediterranean look? Also, that mentality that Spaniards aren’t white is some serious 19th century-early 20th century BS bigotted thinking. Ugh. I ironic “freethinking bigotry.”
As a white person, I dont want any of those people tackling white people issues. Whatever those may be...