My mother agreed to let me have all the girls from my class to come to our house for the night. I think I was 10 or 11. That were about ten girls and only one adult. I was showing the girls who just arrived the basement when dryer girl was dared to go in to see if she would fit. She got in and closed the door. One…

one shitton is 1000 assloads, don’t you even know units

I always enjoy an opportunity to pass on a quote from one of my Con Law professors: “Scalia will never leave the bench. He’s too arrogant to retire and too mean to die.”

YOU do not get to decide how your employees live or what they do when they are not working. If you refuse to offer them comprehensive health care benefits, then don’t offer benefits and pay whatever fines you’re facing because of your “beliefs.” The workers in American have got to take back the country for their own…

“Kurt Russell” was the name of Disney’s beloved boyhood sled.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

I read that too fast & my brain thought you said “Tagalog”. Now I’m wondering how many cookies it takes to start speaking indigenous languages of the Philipines?

Dude.

Don’t even get me started on the phenomenon that is known as Cool Pope™...

Shouldn’t it be “Mormon church does children a favor”?

“There I was, enjoying a light repast at the Applebuddies club, engaging in a fine and stimulating discussion of Amanda McKittrick Ros’s brilliant use of simile and metaphor, when suddenly what should assault my ears but some jenny foreigner defiling the rarefied air of our great nation with her native tongue! Well I…

I feel like I was one of those humorless precocious kids who always knew how it worked?

Honestly, I don’t know what your beef is. The two of them happened to meat under tough circumstances, and their love is rare, so let them enjoy it. It's clear they're searing hot for each other, but each of them seem to maintain a cool center and I think that's admirable. And Gwen is among the most beautiful women in…

Only cows get burned at the steak.

You imagine someone with such strong opinions on cookies is up for any kind of physical activity?

Liked him with Abby

How much longer until we can just make this show Jake’s show. Olivia hasn’t done anything so far this season.

David is the real hero of this show.

3-4 days before X-Mas and we are good

Not for those of us whose birthday is 4th November!