I didn’t catch it, but I’m starring this just because I will love that meme forever and ever.

Marie!

There are so many conspiracy theories about who shot Kennedy and yet no one has even GUESSED that Reagan was murdered by deer lady to get out of jury duty. Fools.

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

AWESOME TEEN MAKES CLOCK, IDIOT PEOPLE ACCUSE AWESOME TEEN OF IDIOT THING, POTUS IS ALSO AWESOME

I have been single for many (MANY) moons now, but every time I think of having to share a bed I’m like “ehhhhhh.”

Ugh, just the idea of sharing a bed at this point — super gross. Even if I were to get married (and that’s not happening), I would insist on separate bedrooms.

Sometimes I think it might be nice to be in a romantic relationship again.

Where she farts and snores as she pleases. Isn’t that what we all want?

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

So much UGH. The work touch is AWFUL. It is always men touching women and never the other way around. In my experience (corporate America where very few women hold power positions), it is almost always used to try to control people. I shut that shit down fast.

You know what really grinds my gears? (Since everyone is dying to know.)

That does not sound like the actions of a mentally fit or stable person. I really wish the boy’s father had pressed the issue and told the court that the boy’s mother was unfit. But I’m also sure that he wishes the same, far more than I ever could. What an abysmally sad story all around.

When I first read this, I thought it said rabbits. I am now very disappointed that Jewish dietary law is not, in some way, dictated by a counsel of rabbits.

I always liked the Highlander’s response: “Why? You cruising for a piece of ass?”

“Yes, sir, I’m *all* about the cock. You asking for any particular reason?” /bats eyelashes seductively