Seriously...I’m getting tired of all the “cake mix is dumb and people that use it are dumb, why isn’t everybody just like me”. Yeah, I’m the kind of person that usually has those ingredients around, but know that everybody doesn’t. And, not everybody bakes, but sometimes those people still want cake. Or, sometimes…

Just search it in YouTube. That moment where Paul Ryan compared his plan to JFK’s Joe was like “oh now you’re Jack Kennedy?!?” It was awesome.

He also helped destroy Rudy Giuliani in 2008, referring to him as “a noun, a verb, and 9/11.” Perhaps his finest hour.

I feel like you can tell he is just so heartbroken. What parent wouldn’t be? But few parents have to still work in the national spotlight while dealing with horrible grief. Though I love the guy, I do not want him to run. I think he would be happiest remaining in politics but in a role that allows him to drop…

I’ll ride or die with whatever Joe does. His VP debate with Paul Ryan was one of the most epic ‘Who the fuck do you think you are?’ performances I’ve ever seen on live TV..

Biden’s such a good man, but he’s gone through so much. I don’t think anyone would blame him if he decided to step aside.

I was raped by a stranger in 2001. I (literally) couldn’t have picked him out of a lineup. He was convicted of a totally unrelated felony 9 years later 5 states away when his DNA was entered into CODIS (the federal database) where his DNA was perpetually run against old rape kits. It matched my rape kit, which,…

I thought that too! Also, Muriel’s Wedding.

Is it me or do Biden and Lynch have a sort of buddy-cop movie protagonist vibe in all their photos? Whenever they do anything together I always feel like they’re just stopping by on the way to solve a mystery.

The idea that we had a war on drugs while a single piece of rape evidence sat on a shelf somewhere. It’s sick.

Farewell tour 2015 still in full effect. Maybe the best political outro on record. This is a drop in the bucket, but it will definitely do some good.

Haha, also too old, because that was the first green-card-romance movie I thought of, too!... What means this, how you say, ‘Proposal’ moving-picture thing?

Yeah! I was thinking I’m sort of down on my luck a little bit. Is it still fraud if I actually marry someone for money? Romance ain’t been so good to me so may as well give Long-Term Committment Prostitution a shot.

I thought Green Card was the definitive movie on this subject. Or am I old?

I’ll drink to that!

i mean, this is a great comment, i’m starring it twice, but can you IMAGINE?
i’m german, i live here, and i just...we are so staunch. little towns are so staunch, and so quiet, and if you yell hello to your neighbor the rest of the world will come to their windows and throw you dirty looks. we’re not funny, we’re…

Ha. Ok, now I feel more dumb. Although, now also intellectually superior to homeopathic practitioners.