September 23rd - the Large Hadron Collider switches on, and, according to some, triggers the end. It’s in revelations. Yo.

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Nah it goes down to -11.

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

Judge Brown, shade right? White and square to the third power.

You did EXACTLY what she asked you not to do RIGHT AFTER she asked you not to do it. That invalidates your apology (not that you apologized for that part). Are you an inept troll, or just inept?

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…

The headlines for Keith should have read “Old musician doesn’t get the new stuff, sounds like your dad” and been shunted onto the back page or hidden at the bottom of the screen. It’s about as shocking as finding out that... I dunno, Stevie Wonder doesn’t have a lot of time for mariachi music or whatever.

Sorry,

I am obviously a bad female person because I never dressed up Fusspot except for stuffing him into a fleece coat in the winter. I don’t really see the point of dressing up your dog. He/she is wearing a fur coat, like that’s not enough?

Does this FOX and FOX news have anything to do withj each other ... because that just confused me quite a bit.

Site looks like it’ll give you malware herpes.

If you don’t have money to pay your employees and vendors, that’s not a 50 year old CEO problem, that’s a “You aren’t actually running a business” problem.

obligatory.

I love “no longer gives a fuck” Obama so much. Going off, hanging with Bear Grylls, dancing with children, getting major policy bills passed...

When I go running, I fart. A lot. Normally I am running by myself so I just let them rip without shame, or until I am at least far enough away from the person running past me to claim a smelt it dealt it situation. So one night I had gone for a 5 mile jog at this park near my house (shout out to Green Lake) and I…