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As someone who is petitioning for lady pockets to become usable (and standard), I think sometimes the designers overcorrect when designing. We need to aim somewhere between matchbook size and laptop size. Its a work in progress.
What's up with the crotch notch? All clothes should have a crotch notch.
Who the hell puts giant pockets on the front of a dress for a pregnant lady?! (Says the hardly pregnant lady who already feels like a whale.)
Dachshunds are the only dogs for me. I had them for many years, and when my last dachshund died, I never got another because losing her was too sad. Lately I’ve been thinking about it again, because it’s been so long and I’ve come to the conclusion that life is incomplete without a dachshund in the house.
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This is pure exhilaration. This is pure life. This, if Taylor Swift were writing about it, would just have the words…
I didn’t even watch the sex tape, and that didn’t help either.
My world is now compete. A Nell Gwynn meme
I am horrified by myself that I did this, but this is by far the most awkward thing that I have ever experienced at a funeral.
That’s because this is one of the few that doesn’t mention his obsession with her farts. He also called her a fuck bird, which I need to add to my roster.
Nobody's saying that they actually cheated, just that they tried really, really hard.
Leo DiCaprio for the cheating husband. Now!
Chris Evans and his puppy eyes and too-tight shirts.
Christopher Guest directing, Parker Posey as the scorned wife, Anna Farris as Ashley Madison (the mistress who an affair with Parker Posey’s husband) and Nathan Fillion (or Jon Hamm?) as the husband who cheated.
I....where can I watch this movie? Plz to make it immediately.
If *I* was writing a screenplay about Ashley Madison, the dénouement would reveal that Ashley Madison was created by a woman – a woman whose husband had cheated on her!
They’ll find my knitting patterns!!!