Life is good.

I hope a doxie sneaks up on you soon!

As someone who is petitioning for lady pockets to become usable (and standard), I think sometimes the designers overcorrect when designing. We need to aim somewhere between matchbook size and laptop size. Its a work in progress.

What's up with the crotch notch? All clothes should have a crotch notch.

Who the hell puts giant pockets on the front of a dress for a pregnant lady?! (Says the hardly pregnant lady who already feels like a whale.)

Dachshunds are the only dogs for me. I had them for many years, and when my last dachshund died, I never got another because losing her was too sad. Lately I’ve been thinking about it again, because it’s been so long and I’ve come to the conclusion that life is incomplete without a dachshund in the house.

I didn’t even watch the sex tape, and that didn’t help either.

I am horrified by myself that I did this, but this is by far the most awkward thing that I have ever experienced at a funeral.

“He described sex with minors, including underage prostitutes between the ages of 9 and 16” Um, no. He described raping child sex slaves. No nine year old is a prostitute and no nine year old “has sex” with an adult. Ever. That’s slavery and rape. I know. I too was a nine year old sex slave.

This one?
Btw, as a grey you can still post images - people just have to bring your post out of the greys, like normal.

Look at them in a washroom stall.

They’ll find my knitting patterns!!!

KEEP IT OFF YOUR WORK EMAILS, IDIOTS

The best thing about Chris Pratt is Andy Dwyer.

I want John Hamm to win an Emmy for The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Unless you’re in the military, in law enforcement, or maybe a medical professional, it is completely unacceptable to refer to women as “females.” Women is the term for female humans. Female is a term that could refer to anything: rabbits, fish, certain parts of plants. It’s dehumanizing to refer to women this way…

The entitlement is strong with this one.

The part was just a complete WTF. Who sends a detective their college essay? A rapist apparently. So creepy.