Where did these damn onions come from ?

Then I guess this fills both "desires"

What about the indian version of Nyarko:

I was thinking it could be a great way to have tv gaming while on a trip. Just plug it into a tv at a hotel, motel or where else you might be staying.

You get can get some uplay points based on some achivements ingame, and can use those points to buy some things either for the games or based on the games. Like ZombiU you can get skins for your bat for example.