And hugs and girlfriends who buy them ice cream and tell them they never like their ex anyway.

omg I worked an office job at peak Atkins time and they were all microwaving tuna with mayo and it smelled like dog food all the time. Tuna should never go in a microwave.

Am I missing something or is the “Daddy” one a broken heart, or partially eaten heart, straight up creepy?

Oh right, that guy that plays the Douche Flute.

I can’t wait for the Anthony Weiner emojis to come out. They’re gonna be called The Merchant of Penice.

“Khloe Kardashian is about the worst person to be posing as an expert on a show that’s disgustingly cynical as it is.”

I have a coworker who mixes a can of green beans and Tuna and microwaves it for lunch like every single day. It smells horrific. She’s not some sort health nut though, she’s like 70 so no one is going to stop her.

theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

im sorry, is sexual harassment and racism now just being a “crappy” person who “cant keep their dick in their pants” ??????

Yea that’s a face of meth if I ever saw one.

So, the father lived in the house and only now discovered that one of his children was locked in one of the bathrooms for two years? Did he think his son was on a really long field trip?

Probably not by stripping healthcare away from women like Lena who have endometriosis.

Good. Now can we work on booting Jimmy Fallon for his annoying portrayal of a talk show host?

Watching Seth Meyers handle Conway while Fallon tussles Trump’s hair makes me realize they promoted the wrong SNL vet.

How old is David?

I work in sexual violence in the state. In all likelihood, they told her they didn’t believe her or made her feel it was her fault and told her not to make trouble. Children in these kinds of situations, as well as bullying situations, generally kill themselves after the adults in their life fail to protect them.

It case you weren’t already painfully aware, these are some dark motherfucking times.

Fuck Jimmy Fallon

Her poor family.... minus whoever assaulted her. Don’t feel too sorry for them.

Not really wanting a reply to this question, it’s more rhetorical - but who the fuck 1) watches a video of a suicide and 2) decides to share it? Jesus wept, man...