They're subtitles, not a script, dawg.

So much wine.

I copy-pasted from another site.

As an English teacher, I proclaim your English teacher dumb.

Makes it clear he doesn't skip leg day. Very, very clear.

God I really want Marvel's Hercules to show up. With Amadeus Cho, obviously.

I couldn't really hear this, so if you couldn't either:

Wow. That's really cool.

But why do we give the benefit of the doubt to others who claim to be victims of a crime? Ryan Lochte notwithstanding.

Fuck him.

jw, would you say this about a man who had been molested as a boy who later committed suicide, or a Vietnam vet? Would you think that connecting their suicide to the trauma we know about is "tenuous"?

I don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of movies, or even a booklet-sized one, but, I dunno, Michael Peña from Ant-Man? It's just jarring to see a completely blanched ~history of film, even a specialized history. Just serves as a depressing reminder.

I did not see him.

Is there a single non-white person in this?

I was OK with this until he outlawed daydreaming. Fascism!!

GOD LOVES ME AND WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY. REIGN, CHOVERLORD!

I was looking at my own, actually.

Don't tell me this, Kara. I need something to cling to.

Apparently CW2 is tanking in sales, thank God. I'm sure they will learn nothing from that though.

Just wait till the Squirrel Girl time-travel arc with Doctor Doom. It was one of the best time-travel stories I've read in years, from a purely sci-fi standpoint. I couldn't believe it.